June 2006
2 posts
A hypercolor umbrella
An umbrella that is clear when dry, but changes color once water hits it. Every rain drop splatters a different color, which resolves into a coherent design once the umbrella is soaked. This is the only umbrella that I, as someone who is against umbrellas, could possibly tolerate. A radio attached to the inside wouldn’t hurt either.
Re-Writing John Lennon
Now that John Lennon is dead, he can’t stop us from changing his songs. Remember that part in “Imagine” where he says:
You may say that I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one.
That’s the refrain of the song, but thanks to the second sentence, it makes almost no sense. What’s his point? “If there’s a lot of dreamers, that makes it...