Idea Province

I have more ideas than I'll ever use: ideas for movies, inventions, utopias, T-shirts, businesses, and more. I could hoard them, but what would be the point? If you have ideas that you're squandering, send them to me - Rhys Southan - at mrsouth (-at-) gmail (-dot-) com. I'll post them for the world to take... if the world has any use for them.

December 31, 2005

Forget tidings… bring me kiddings!

It’s the holiday season, and that means people singing, “Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin.”

Wouldn’t it be so much better if it were, “Good kiddings we bring, to you and your kin”? Because there’s no warmer gift than a sweet, innocent kidding. Everybody laughs and nobody gets hurt.

Tidings, on the other hand, are empty and basically worthless. Even “Good Teasings” would be better.

6 years ago

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