Idea Province

I have more ideas than I'll ever use: ideas for movies, inventions, utopias, T-shirts, businesses, and more. I could hoard them, but what would be the point? If you have ideas that you're squandering, send them to me - Rhys Southan - at mrsouth (-at-) gmail (-dot-) com. I'll post them for the world to take... if the world has any use for them.

November 23, 2005

Misplaced love

It’s really frustrating when someone is in love with someone who isn’t you, and they’re telling you about it. And all the traits they love about this person apply equally as well to you, if only they were paying attention.

“And his eyelashes are so long, he can’t wear glasses because they hit the lenses every time he blinks.” But your eyelashes are that long too! Longer, in fact! Your eyelashes are so long, you can’t even wear a hat, because your eyelashes knock it off every time you open your eyes! She should be in love with you!

Well, I’ve got news for you buddy. It’s not the eyelashes that made her fall in love with him. The falling in love came first, then the idolization of all his little quirks.

6 years ago

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