December 17, 2005

Twin Fallout

Two identical twins, one doesn’t really date, and the other is sexually liberated. The first twin thinks the other should consult with her before she sleeps with anyone, especially if it’s people she knows. “I mean, come on, all those boys know what I look like naked now!”

[Update, suggested by Rachel: One of the twins is a porn star, the other is the president]

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