Prayer Delay
This idea comes from Billy-Bob:
i like the idea of an imperfect god. one that lacks omnipotence especially. thought of a story where there’s 17 year delay for prayers to reach god and his actions to reach you. the protagonist turns 27 and inadvertantly wins a lifetime supply of twizzlers. thing is, he’s a vegan and doesn’t eat any. all of his dates are with hot girls but they only show him their tits. he never gets laid. then one day he returns home for a visit and his mom gives him an old 2nd grade journal she found. in it his prayers for a lifetime supply of candy are written down. same goes for tits.6 years ago