When to wake a sleep talker
A sleeptalker falls asleep with his hands clasped. He ends up saying a bunch of bizarre, random things in his sleep, but God misinterprets them as a prayer and tries to respond to them all. Thus, the guy ends up with a tentacle on his forehead, his house is flooded with jam, and everyone in his town is dead. There are other things too. His sleeptalk prayer ruins his life.
6 years ago