Idea Province

I have more ideas than I'll ever use: ideas for movies, inventions, utopias, T-shirts, businesses, and more. I could hoard them, but what would be the point? If you have ideas that you're squandering, send them to me - Rhys Southan - at mrsouth (-at-) gmail (-dot-) com. I'll post them for the world to take... if the world has any use for them.

January 19, 2006

A nighttime observation

The best place to masturbate is on top of the Empire State Building, because you can look down, see basically everyone in New York, and fantasize about having sex with a thousand people at once.

I would suggest the Hancock Tower as a close second, but the name of that building provides a distasteful insinuation in this context.

6 years ago

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