January 1, 2006

Supplement for replacing minerals lost in masturbation

I’ve seen vitamin supplements directed toward alcohol drinkers, which puport to replace all the vitamins and minerals you lose when you get drunk; if you take the pills at certain intervals while you drink, you shouldn’t feel any of the after-effects of alcohol the next day.

I wish there was a vitamin supplement like that for male masturbation, which replaceded all the zinc and omega-3s and other trace elements that you lose with your semen.

Not that *I* would ever need such a pill. I just mean for other people. People who are disgusting and immoral.

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