Idea Province

I have more ideas than I'll ever use: ideas for movies, inventions, utopias, T-shirts, businesses, and more. I could hoard them, but what would be the point? If you have ideas that you're squandering, send them to me - Rhys Southan - at mrsouth (-at-) gmail (-dot-) com. I'll post them for the world to take... if the world has any use for them.

February 21, 2006

The Late Jesus Christ

Always affix “The Late” before every mention of any historical figure who is no longer living.

For instance, “The Late Henry VIII of The Late Tudor Dynasty,” “The Late Oscar Wilde, author of The Late Picture of Dorian Gray,” “The Late Benjamin Franklin, inventor of the The Late lightning rod,” “The Late Adam” and “The Late Eve.”

5 years ago

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