February 9, 2006

A real morning drink

When I heard that Bloody Mary’s were considered a “morning drink,” I was taken aback, to say the least. Why is a combination of vodka, tabasco sauce, tomato juice, pepper, lemon juice, salt, and Worcestershire sauce considered more of a morning drink than, say, a screwdriver?

So then I came up with my own alcoholic morning drink. It would be vodka, pureed tofu scramble, chopped up tempeh bacon, a link of soy sausage and raw pancake batter mixed together.

Nothing like a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit ya to take the edge off.

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