October 19, 2006

A riff on “Lousy” T-shirts

From my dad comes these two T-shirt ideas:

One shirt would say, “My parents elected George Bush president, and all I got was this lousy war.”

Another would say, “My parents went to Egypt but all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Actually, it’s 100 percent fine cotton, fit’s perfectly, and is quite comfortable.”

The former reminds me of a bumper sticker idea I had while brainstorming bumper stickers with Joseph Weisenthal. It would have read, “Don’t Blame Me. I Voted for Bush, But My One Vote Didn’t Matter.”

Unfortunately, when we decided on a sticker to actually print, we paid to make thousands of stickers that said, “Circumcision Doesn’t Go Far Enough.” A sticker that certainly had its admirers, but few people who actually wanted to slap it on their car.
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