Opening for a pretentious film about various characters
I wrote this opening to a movie a while back. Hopefully I was joking.
Narrator: “The moment a child enters the world, two are parents born. The child, automatically a sinner, bears his parents : two hypocrites.”
Cut to a scene of a woman trying to look behind a cold-faced poker player’s sunglasses. “Who are you behind those sunglasses, you mystery man?”
Cut to a scene of natural eye students learning cultish relaxation techniques to improve their vision.
Cut to another person clicking “check mail” over and over, hoping for new emails in his inbox.
4 years ago