Alternatives to “Never Trust a Skinny Chef”
I don’t hear people say “Never trust a skinny chef” anymore, maybe because there are so many famous respected skinny chefs. But I still appreciate the intentions of a warning against those who manage to maintain a reasonable weight and yet would dare call themselves culinary experts. So I came up with some equally insightful cautions against questionable members of other professions.
Never Trust a Sober Bartender.
Never Trust a Law-Abiding Cop.
Never Trust a Laissez-Faire Politician.
Never Trust a Healthy Doctor.
Never Trust a Stone-Faced Comedian.
Never Trust a Free-Thinking Teacher.
Never Trust a Muscle-Bound Vegan.
Never Trust an Alive Funeral Director.
Never Trust a Non-Pyromaniac Fire Fighter.
Never Trust a Religious Leader Who Doesn’t Think He’s God.
Never Trust a Non-Chronic Gambler.
Never Trust a Balding Hair-Stylist.
Never Trust a Non-Murderous Gun Maker.
Never Trust a Well-Adjusted Psychologist.
Never Trust a Fat Anorexic.
4 years ago