“Mormon” Strippers
I have a feeling this one’s been done, but maybe it hasn’t, so here it is.
Instead of the usual naughty cop routine that strippers pull when invading a lucky/unlucky man or woman’s birthday party, you could have two strippers dressed as Mormon missionaries knock on the door a couple of hours into the celebration. The birthday boy/girl would answer the door, be annoyed, and try to get rid of them, but the fake Mormons would persist and finally force their way in. (a smart birthday boy/girl will wonder why missionaries are out and about past their bedtime.)
The supposed LDS missionaries would accurately discuss aspects of the LDS religion, hitting all the missionary talking points and perhaps even convincing the party-goers of some Mormon beliefs. But when the birthday boy/girl delivers the “not converting” verdict, one of the apparent Mormons would say, “Maybe this will change your mind.” And then they would both start stripping.
In general, I’m not a fan of strippers coming to a house under false pretenses, but if a party simply isn’t a party without conniving strippers, at least the Mormon missionary act is a little more creative.
4 years ago