I May Be Slow, But I’m Fasting
Here are a bunch of bumper sticker ideas that Joseph Weisenthal and I brainstormed a while back. Some of them could work as T-shirts as well:
I May Be Slow, But I’m Fasting
Life is But a Dream? Allow Me To Wake You!
Smash the State! Support Bush’s Tax Cut
My Daughter is a Bitch Diva Goddess at McCallum High School
My Boss is a Jewish-Vegan Carpenter
Capitalists Do It With Arbitrage
My God Didn’t Rest Until the Eighth Day
My Child Invented Light at Forest Green Elementary
Ask Me About Living With a Terminal Illness (in abject poverty)
I Brake For Commercials
No Way, Jose! No More Immigration
The Last Time Religion and Politics Mixed, Faith Became Institutionalized and it Lost Meaning to People
Keep Kansas Plain
Your Slogan Could Have Been Here
Yes Virginia, There is an Establishment Clause
My Homeschooler is an Honor Roll Student at 2905 Sun Valley
It May Not Look Like It, But I’m Currently Waging a Devastating Social War Against the Capitalist System
[Picture of the EU flag]wwwwwww
Keep My Child Weird
Don’t Blaspheme God, He’s The Only One We Got
I’d Rather Be Complaining
Out on Bail
Think Outside of the Box Step
My Child is Still a Virgin at River Oak High School
Brigham Young University: I Just Went for the First Rate Education
Ask Me About Driving While Blind
My Child Sits on the Board of Overseers At the Austin Independent School District
And I know I posted this one in a previous entry, but it’s especially relevant this week: I’m Pro-Crime And I Vote.
4 years ago