The Cafeteria Food Diet
Since kids have a lot of energy, through backwards logic you could point out that kids eat junky cafeteria food, and so cafeteria food must be the source of the energy.
Therefore, a good fad diet would be The Cafeteria Food Diet, which would argue that people go astray (nutritionally) as soon as they graduate high school and no longer have breaded chicken fried steak sandwiches with mashed potatoes, french fries, hash browns and rolls every day.
The Cafeteria Food Diet would replicate the nasty food combinations that arise from a school’s lack of money and complete indifference to quality, heralding these lazy and arbitrary menus as scientifically perfect.
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