Idea Province

I have more ideas than I'll ever use: ideas for movies, inventions, utopias, T-shirts, businesses, and more. I could hoard them, but what would be the point? If you have ideas that you're squandering, send them to me - Rhys Southan - at mrsouth (-at-) gmail (-dot-) com. I'll post them for the world to take... if the world has any use for them.

May 29, 2008

Restaurant Skit

A skinny patron at a restaurant panics after realizing that every item of his meal precisely matches the meal of a patron sitting near him who is grossly obese. He tries to eat the meal daintily to absorb fewer calories, but the obese person eats even more daintily than he does.

3 years ago

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