June 30, 2008

Monag à trois

Here’s a dialog exchange with another play on words that has no actual meaning:

“Cheat on your girlfriend with me.” “I can’t. I’m a monogamist.” “So let’s have a monag à trois.”

As a bonus, here’s a slightly revised cliche that I wasn’t going to post because google shows someone named “Motherboard” came up with this before I did. But unlike “Motherboard,” I’ll give the line some context…

Final words of a suicidal slave: “If I can’t have me, no one can.”

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