Idea Province

I have more ideas than I'll ever use: ideas for movies, inventions, utopias, T-shirts, businesses, and more. I could hoard them, but what would be the point? If you have ideas that you're squandering, send them to me - Rhys Southan - at mrsouth (-at-) gmail (-dot-) com. I'll post them for the world to take... if the world has any use for them.

June 19, 2008

If You Could Choose the Specific Monkey You Evolved From

I once heard a girl say that if only we had evolved from Bonobo chimps, there would be no war, because the Bonobos are matriarchal and women don’t believe in fighting. I don’t think I said anything, but what I SHOULD have said was, “Well *I* wish we had evolved from Baboons, so I could moon you with my big pink butt!”

3 years ago

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