Shadow Knows Best
From Emily “The Shadow” DePrang:
A tee-shirt that says, “Fuck Tourettes!” (That was John’s)An apron that says, “Bipolar Baking is Crazy Delicious!” (that was Camille’s)
A bumper sticker that says, “Dance like everyone is watching. Because they are. All the time.” (That one was mine.)
For best results, wear the apron over the T-shirt while driving a car with the bumper sticker. Expect to get a lot of honks and “Whoo-hooo! Pearlaaaaaand!”s.
2 years ago