New Drunk Driving Myths (probably better not to spread these)
Myth 1: Drunk driving requires intense concentration and utilizes special portions of your brain more intensely; as a side-effect, you won’t get a hangover the next day if you do it.
Myth 2 (with assists from Brooke Moreland and Miles Southan): The only reason drunk driving is dangerous is that drunks can’t see through the lampshade on their head. Just cut eyeholes in the shade, and there’s no reason not to drive.
1 year ago